I have a lot of hats. So many hats, in fact, that I just can't decide what hat to wear. Until, I chose what hat to wear solely based on a randomizer program - essentially a dice roll. Now I've decided to change that.
Will you really wear the hat that's voted for?
Yes, I really will wear the hat with the most votes. Well, with some exceptions:

Who are you?
I'm Gregor Richards. My large hat collection is just part of my persona - for more general information on me, go to my website,
I know of a great hat you should wear, but you don't have one - will you buy it?
If you find my contact info (hidden somewhere on my website above :) ) and suggest it to me, I may consider it.